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It’s Joel Jeffrey who slots Gold Coast’s second goal. That makes it seven scoring shots to ZERO so far. Goodness me, Demons …..

Q1, 14.00: Gold Coast 2.5 (17) lead Melbourne 0.0 (0)

The commentators are all over this. They can see that the Demons have barely turned up. “They’re playing like they’re going on a footy trip tomorrow,” one of them quips on Fox Footy.

“There’s just zero energy out here from Melbourne,” says another.